If Only Husbands Followed the Rules of Tennis in Marriage: Part II

September 27, 2016 | By Barbara Wyatt

In the July/August 2016 edition of New York Tennis Magazine, I defended the idea that the rules of tennis should carry into our everyday lives. I admire tennis players who understand the rules and apply them fairly … especially what I consider some of the essentials. Courtesy is expected, and players must stay scrupulously honest.

I am amused when players demand obedience to a rule when they stand on the tennis court, while their day-to-day life is diametrically opposite. I propose dragging the Rules of Tennis into our day-to-day lives. We’d all get along much better.

If only husbands followed the rules of tennis in their marriage.

The Code Rule 15: Audible or visible calls
On the tennis court, the opponent deserves a prompt audible or visible call. No second guesses, no arguments. The “ball was out” call was made, so play on.

This rule can carry over sweetly into marriage. At a neighbor’s barbeque, a husband asks for another beer. From the wife’s perspective, it’s one too many. The wife raises her hand, extends her first finger and calls it “out.” It is clear, concise and accurate, based on the wife’s perspective. The husband accepts the call and declines the beer. The game of marriage continues in peace. Note that I said “first finger.” The extension of the middle finger would fall under Section IV.D. Table 14. Point Penalty for Visible Profanity.

The Code Rule 23: Avoid foot faults
During a serve, a player cannot walk about or run in their serving motion nor touch the line or imaginary extension of the center mark with a foot. When an opponent calls out “foot fault,” the server could move a few inches back from the line or adjust their motion to serve without touching the line.

In marriage, husbands have been known to complete foot faults or foot-in-mouth repeatedly. Stop it. When a husband says, “No, you don’t look fat today,” that statement is the equivalent of a foot fault. Another example is when a wife returns home after a long arduous day at work. A husband should not say, “Hard day at work, huh? So, what’s for dinner?”

The Code Rule 3: Warm-up is not practice
A tennis match starts with a warm-up of five to 10 minutes depending on time restrictions at the local tournament or USTA league courts. A warm-up is similar to a cooperative drill with players hitting the balls back and forth at a moderate pace. After the warm-up, players engage in sweat-inducing motions.

In marriage, a husband should provide a moderately paced warm-up perhaps after a dinner date or a streaming movie.

Please note: On the court, if a player declines to warm up the opponent, the opponent may warm up with another person. This has happens in marriages too unfortunately.

The Code Rule 46: Placement of towels
Towels may be placed outside of the net post or at the back fence … never on the net.

In marriage, Rule 46 applies to dirty underwear. No underwear shall be left on the bathroom or bedroom floors. If you can place tennis towels where they belong on the court, you can toss dirty underwear into the laundry basket.


Barbara Wyatt
Writer, Photographer, USTA Official and App Developer

Barbara Wyatt is a Writer, Photographer, USTA Official, and Mobile App Developer of iKnowTennis!, the tennis rules app. Her poem, Ode to Tennis, an amusing poem on the joys and frustrations when learning tennis, is available at Amazon. She can be reached by e-mail at BarbaraW@iKnowTennis.com.

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